One wonders, how does a TSA mouth-breather have any self-respect? I mean, really, when out socially and the subject of “what do you do for a living” comes up, what do they say? I imagine it would be along the lines of, “Oh, I drive a pig farm manure truck” rather than admit they sniff and grope crotches for a living.
TSA is Affirmative Action for low IQ deviants. If they didn’t have that work they, the ones who get caught would end up on those address lists you can find on the internet so you can find out they are living near you.
I would imagine that they proudly say that they are federal agents, thus leaving their friends awe-struck. :P