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No guts, no glory...

[FrankR]

I guess I'll just have to pass on the glory then.

My Dad - who was born in 1921 - used to tell me about the times when they would slaughter a hog, and the kids would have to take the intestines down to the creek and let the water run through them - to "clean them out", ya know.

That was all I ever needed to know about chit'lins But, like "Slim Whitman" songs saved the world in "Mars Attacks", maybe chit'lins will save us when "Muslims Attack"...given their disdain for anything pork related.

How about a bumper sticker - "Have you offered a muslim some chit'lins today?"