I saw a Muslim guy carrying a “Death to America” sign on a bridge this morning.
He tripped on his robe and fell into the river. Being a responsible citizen,
I immediately informed emergency services. It’s 10:15 PM and they still haven’t responded!
I’m beginning to think I’ve wasted a ****ing stamp!
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Four guys walk to the middle of a bridge—3 guys from different countries that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there and an American. Guy 1 from a different country that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there yells, “I do this for my country!” and jumps to his death. Guy 2 from a different country that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there yells, “I do this for my country!” and also jumps to his death. The American is inspired and yells “I do this for my country” and pushes Guy 3 from a different country that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there off the bridge.