[The Comedian]

Chris Matthews’ career is ending, as it began; ignominiously.

Maybe he can get his old job back, changing Jimmy Carter's Depends.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[sodpoodle]

I heard Jimmy only changes ‘em once a month;) It’s an environmental thing.

OK - you go next.............