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THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD
Posted on 10/29/2010 6:01:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen; All
How do you make a witch faint?
Use a dizzy spell!
What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A crumby mummy!
What do you say to a 2-headed monster?
Hello, hello.
How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humour?
Because he kept his monster in stitches.
How do mummies hide?
They wear masking tape.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and
divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What are a vampire's favourite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
How do you make a milkshake?
You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W".
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posted on
10/29/2010 6:42:18 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
To: Lucky9teen
“What’s scarier than being a Democrat this Election Day?”
Being a Democrat on the day AFTER election day!!
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posted on
10/29/2010 6:48:45 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("..discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/29/2010 6:56:27 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:02:14 AM PDT
by
verga
(I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
To: Lucky9teen
Yeaaaa!! It’s friday WooHOO!!
To: Lucky9teen
My favorite home made Halloween costume was a T shirt
covered with several types of cereal glued on it along
with a plastic bowl and spoon.
It stood for serial killer!
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:06:20 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:11:09 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:11:38 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Lucky9teen
Phunniest Photoshop I've seen in awhile:
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:27:17 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(When excerpting please use the entire 300 words we are allowed. No more one or two sentence posts!)
To: Lucky9teen
PRESIDENT OBAMA?
"Scary stuff, kids!"
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:28:34 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
Taking all the credit: "I almost gag when I hear these Republicans lambasting the president and the Democrats in Congress, 'Oh, they're such big spenders, they're just crazy, they're quasi-socialist.' I have a simple question: Who's the last president to give you a balanced budget? ... [F]rankly there are a few things about this election that have gotten me somewhere between disturbed and ticked off." --Bill Clinton Bill Clinton pilfering the military budget didn't prevent the 9-11-2001 attacks. 3,000 Americans died because of the policies of Bill Clinton. Never forget.
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:36:57 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:42:56 AM PDT
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: Izzy Dunne
Million to one shot, doc.
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:43:47 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: marine86297
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:44:32 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: upchuck
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:46:12 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: upchuck
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:46:31 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen; The_Victor; Shyla; MissTed
Some engineer humor
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:46:59 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: absolootezer0; Tatze; MissTed; girlscout
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:52:00 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: a fool in paradise
Pretty sad that toon actually believes that propaganda.
The “last” President to produce a balanced budget was Reagan, and it was announced Dead On Arrival by the dem congress.
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posted on
10/29/2010 7:54:30 AM PDT
by
PeaceBeWithYou
(De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
10/29/2010 8:06:05 AM PDT
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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