I was wondering were my skirt went.....
A pipe leak last week resulted in my going 18 hours without running water.
1) I had no idea I peed so often.
2) I learned quickly why, before indoor flush toilets, women wore skirts.
Have they found the 6,000 year old pages of the Washington Post used as toilet paper, the only thing it’s really good for?
Wonder if will be determined to be Helen Thomas’.
The site sounds like my son’s bedroom, always old clothes and shoes everywhere.
Bah! If they really want to impress me they’ll find a 5,900 year old bikini!
Probably once belonged to Cher.
Posted on Friday, October 29, 2010 12:13:30 AM by SunkenCiv
YEREVAN, Armenia -- An Armenian archaeologist says that scientists have discovered a skirt that could be 5,900-years-old.
Papel Ratzi Avetisian, the head of the Institute of Archeology and Ethnography in Yerevan, said a fragment of a skirt made of goat meat found during recent digging in the Ga-Ga Areni-1 cave in southeastern Armenia.
Avetisian told Tuesday's news conference in the Armenian capital that the find could be one of the world's oldest piece of goat meat clothing, probably cast off after throwing her 5,500 year old shoe after a Bad Romance with a 5,900 year Old Goat.
The archeologists note that the findings serve as a key to new shocking discoveries. They have found also a body of a sacrificed goat that has been well preserved for millennia.
Mmmmmm, goat jerky!
One day an archaeologist will find Hillary’s pantsuit and will not be able to explain it.
Has somebody been mucking around in my closet?
Helen Thomas, your missing skirt has been found. Please call Pavel Avetsian for its return.
Bill Clinton’s DNA on it?
5,900 years old skirt seems a pretty amazing news. I was looking for a story similar to this for my research paper. Thanks for putting this up!