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Resjuda | 10/27/2010 | Resjudicata

[Resjuda]

Obama Apologises, Again

[Resjuda]

B. Hussein Obama apologized to Farooque Ahmed for being arrested, and everybody else offended by the USA defending itself against the peaceful Morally Upright Shria Leaning Islamic Mullahs and Supporters (MUSLIMS) club. He also expressed words of regret to the upset religious Middle Eastern persons practicing their constitutional religious rights to blow others up. Janet Napolitano will issue the apology in person to Mr. Ahmed's. Eric Holder and the Justice Department is looking into Mr. Ahmed's assertion he was "roughed up" and cuffed by FBI goons while being arrested. Mr. Holder stated "everybody deserves to be treated with proper respect, we plan to file a civil rights complaint against the FBI agents involved. The ACLU, NAACP, and CAIR, have all vowed to support Mr. Holder and Mr Ahmed through this outrage. MSNBC has schedule extensive coverage of the DOJ's investigation into the FBI's handling of this case and Michael Moore stated he will be filming a documentry on the FBI entitled "The Goonies Squad". Keith Olberman and NPR's Shiller have decried this as a blatant example of hysteria stirred up by George Bush, the Tea Party and Fox News's O'Reily. Juan Williams was not available for comment, NPR's Shiller issued a statement saying "Just because Mr. Ahmed is muslim doesen't mean he's that kind of muslim". You just know Al Sharpton, Joy Behar, Rachel Maddow, and Keith Olberman's mouths will be working over time.

[earlJam]

You have been here one week.

You have written four posts.

One thing I can say about you so far is that you REALLY hate paragraphs!

Welcome to FR.

[buccaneer81]

I've looked at all four of your posts noob.

Learn about paragraphs.

[markomalley]

<p>

It's not too difficult to put the above at the beginning of every paragraph. Try it.

[airborne]

[Vendome]

[earlJam]

It is easier than that.

You don’t need any html to do a paragraph on a post on FR.

Simply type and let the software put it in for you.

[markomalley]

It is easier than that.

You don’t need any html to do a paragraph on a post on FR.

Simply type and let the software put it in for you.

No, really? You mean I've been typing <p> all of these years for nothing!

Wow! That John Thompson dude is talented. What will he think of next???

>;^p

[earlJam]

You have been around long enough to know. I was telling the new guy that if he didn’t know any HTML he could still put in paragraphs.

[Mortrey]

I’m sorry, but where’s the link to this info?

I’d like to pass it along, if there is a link to something.
Thanks.

[Arrowhead1952]

Strange postings with no replies by a n00bie alert!

Posts by Resjuda

[Resjuda]

Sorry this is currently,...a “fictional” story, just something the last two years has led me to believe this fiction is not to far from the truth.

[Resjuda]

I understand the term for me is “Noob”, I am working on this formatting thing, as I have been advised a few times now “paragraphs are my friends”.

[mlo]

"I have been advised a few times now “paragraphs are my friends”."

But mooses are not.