Say, Bank of America should start selling parrots! We all really trust them!!
Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue...
Shop Owner : Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline : Look my lad, I’ve had just about enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
I thought he just was a very quiet bird.
Tyneside, eh?
Ye kin always tell a Geordie - ye jist canna tell ‘im much!