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Today In History;October 5th 1969, Monty Python's Flying Circus begins airing on BBC
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Posted on 10/05/2010 5:45:58 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: The Comedian
41
posted on
10/05/2010 6:21:37 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: mdittmar
“Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three”......
42
posted on
10/05/2010 6:22:53 PM PDT
by
Bud Krieger
(Another President, another idiot....)
To: mdittmar
She looks like a witch! ... She change him into a newt.
43
posted on
10/05/2010 6:23:21 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Morg, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: mdittmar
Pythons trapped at sea in a lifeboat:
Palin: “Still no sign of land. How long is it?”
Chapman: “That’s a rather personal question, sir.”
44
posted on
10/05/2010 6:23:39 PM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
("I'd rather lose fighting for the right cause than win fighting for the wrong cause." - Jim DeMint)
To: MHGinTN
LOL...I’m still laffin at the upper class twit of the year..LOL
45
posted on
10/05/2010 6:23:50 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: The Comedian
How not to be seen ... Rats, you stole my entry, there are so many good ones, but this is one of my favorites -> "Do not stand up, hide in an obvious place ... (or else)!"
46
posted on
10/05/2010 6:27:43 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(If you don't vote in November, quit your bitchin!)
To: MHGinTN
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!
47
posted on
10/05/2010 6:28:27 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: Doogle
I'll see your video and raise you the maximum:
Catherine Tate
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQQAf0TJsc0&feature=fvsr]
BTW, that skit causes my sides to hurt from laughing so much, so I'm not gonna watch it tonight ... I swear, I'm not going to click on that link ... there's no way I'm gonna watch that ... Am I bothered?
48
posted on
10/05/2010 6:30:57 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Morg, believing they cannot be deceived, it's nye impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Owner: I...think it’s a bit runnier than you’ll like it, sir.
Customer: I don’t care how f****** runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
Customer: What now?
Owner: The cat’s eaten it.
Customer: (pause) Has he.
Owner: She, sir.
Customer: (pause) Gouda?
Owner: No.
Customer: Edam?
Owner: No.
Customer: Case Ness?
Owner: No.
Customer: Smoked Austrian?
Owner: No.
Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?
Owner: No, sir.
Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don’t you?
Owner: (brightly) Of course, sir. It’s a cheese shop, sir. We’ve got—
Customer: No no... don’t tell me. I’m keen to guess.
Owner: Fair enough.
Customer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.
Owner: Yes?
Customer: Ah, well, I’ll have some of that!
Owner: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that’s my name.
Customer: (pause) Greek Feta?
Owner: Uh, not as such.
Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?
Owner: No.
Customer: Parmesan,
Owner: No.
Customer: Mozarella,
Owner: No.
Customer: Paper Cramer,
Owner: No.
Customer: Danish Bimbo,
Owner: No.
Customer: Czech sheep’s milk,
Owner: No.
Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Owner: Not *today*, sir, no.
Customer: (pause) Aah, how about Cheddar?
Owner: Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.
Customer: Not much ca— it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
49
posted on
10/05/2010 6:33:30 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: Colonel_Flagg
They were so funny,always made me smile.
50
posted on
10/05/2010 6:39:31 PM PDT
by
mdittmar
(i)
To: mdittmar
When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but
400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.
I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry’s and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: ‘Harry I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I’ll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.’
51
posted on
10/05/2010 6:44:09 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mdittmar
“I love animals. That’s why I like to kill ‘em.”
52
posted on
10/05/2010 6:44:42 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: mdittmar
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay...
53
posted on
10/05/2010 6:45:24 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: GreenLanternCorps
54
posted on
10/05/2010 6:50:50 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
To: mdittmar
My hovercraft is full of eels.
55
posted on
10/05/2010 7:21:59 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Grblb blabt unt mipt speeb!! Oot piffoo blaboo...)
To: mdittmar
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
56
posted on
10/05/2010 7:27:24 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Defend liberty. Destroy socialism.)
To: mdittmar
57
posted on
10/05/2010 7:41:02 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
Comment #58 Removed by Moderator
To: mdittmar
Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... (looks puzzled for a moment) Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange...
Funniest. Sketch. Ever.
59
posted on
10/05/2010 7:52:08 PM PDT
by
6323cd
To: GQuagmire
60
posted on
10/05/2010 7:54:03 PM PDT
by
The Comedian
("Progressive" is a code word for "Pending nitrogen cycle contributor")
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