Not sure why you pinged me with this - I could probably figure it out a bit better if you weren’t so incoherent.
It’s not that difficult.
I’m sorry I didn’t make my request in shorter sentences and shorter words. I’ll try again.
1. Perhaps, maybe, possibly you’d grace us with the extreme, great, big kindness of viewing, seeing, watching 20 minutes or more of the National Press Club Conference from Monday on one of those links.
Which being translated could be states as:
1.1 Maybe you’ll get off your high horse lone enough to view 20 minutes or more of the videos of the conference.
2. THEN perhaps, maybe, possibly you’d give to us poor serfs and slaves the huge, extreme, great, big unworthy gift of your high, lofty, unreachable, awe triggering viewpoint on said presentations.
Which being interpreted might be stated as:
2.1 THEN you might bother telling those of us ungods what a lofty creature like you thinks of such presentations.
3. Perhaps, maybe, possibly THEN, SOME FREEPERS will be struck kowtowing faces to the floor in awe-struck dumb-foundment at your smart, brilliant, great, huge amount of cleverness and uncommon, rare, special understanding and instructive description.
Which could be translated as saying something like:
3.1 Maybe then 1 or 2 FREEPERS more clueless than you will faint dumbstruck on the floor from reading a response from Your Greatness.
I hope that’s clearer. If not, don’t bother. I don’t think I can make it any clearer.