An Aggie carpenter ordering four beers.
Two Aggies were framing a house.
One Aggie was throwing half his nails on the ground.
The other Aggie asked, “Why are you throwing those nails on the ground?”
The first Aggie answered, “They’re pointed the wrong way.”
“Idiot!”, the second Aggie replied, “You can use those nails on the other side of the house.”
However, Aggies fits too.
One might even use Cubs Fan....
An Aggie carpenter ordering four beers.