Here's to the camel's libido,
And here's to the thoughts that he thinks,
As he stands on the banks of the Nile
And tries to make love to the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior portions
Are sunk in the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel's back
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
There once was a man from the Nile...