The problem with your argument is that you are make a definitive statement about the nature of God's existence that is based on a mis-translation a a text written by men (ancient Hebrews), and re-translated over centuries by multiple languages.
Nonsense!
The ‘mistake’ is the arrogant fools that presume to correct God. He didn’t allow the meaning of his word to be corrupted, and he places numerous numeric and abstract seals within the text to assure us.
The blind dismiss them.