I just ran into a girl a few days ago that was in my class from basically first grade until we graduated.
Her last name was Butts. As seemed appropriate, she had a very nice derriere. My best friend had a real crush on her. She married a guy with an odd name which I can’t mention here.
My brother knows a girl who couldn’t wait to get rid of her maiden name of Dick.
She ended up married to a Heiman