No need for any of that mess.
In Texas we only let ladies fight if they start the crap.
Some yay-hoo shoots off his mouth and threatens one of ‘em, it’s go time for the boys and Katy-bar-the-door.
I ain’t Dorothy Hamil, I don’t skate.
But the other “lady” *did* start it....:)
[seriously, are all Texans actually bikers at heart? it sure sounds like it]