[Eaker]

Figures Minn would own a gay-bob dog.

Makes perfect sense.

[Salamander]

Better watch what you say or he’ll come beat up your wife.

[humblegunner]

Some people only get dogs because they misunderstand
the fact that all dogs have anal sacs. Easy mistake, I guess.

http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_anal_sacs.html

“Dogs has anal sacs? I gots to get me one of them!”