Figures Minn would own a gay-bob dog.
Makes perfect sense.
Better watch what you say or he’ll come beat up your wife.
Some people only get dogs because they misunderstand
the fact that all dogs have anal sacs. Easy mistake, I guess.
http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_anal_sacs.html
“Dogs has anal sacs? I gots to get me one of them!”