[the invisib1e hand]

plant anguish:

Another reason to feel guilty and hate life, brought to you by the left.

As C.S. Lewis once alluded, in their world, "...it's always winter. Always winter, and never Christmas."

[Colonel Kangaroo]

Another reason to feel guilty and hate life, brought to you by the left.

Pretty soon we'll have plant rights activists who will vandalize lawn mowers.

[conservativeharleyguy]

For God’s Sake, don’t let the Greenies find out. They’ll start up some new fringe group: PETPOOP - People for Ethically Treating the Property of Other People.