I tried Googling Artemis one time when she was bathing, she turned me into a gazelle and sicced her hounds on me. The worst part was, the hounds were all gay and into interspecies humping. I still have PTSD from it. Unless... hmm... it was the 70s... angel dust kickers in the joints back then...
I did some stag parties in the 70's where we ogled nymphs, but they really weren't the virginal type and didn't mind you googling them at all.