[weef]

I'm wondering, why has no one captured clear and unambiguous evidence of UFOs from outer space?

And why had no one captured clear and unambiguous evidence of ghosts?

[The Comedian]

And why had no one captured clear and unambiguous evidence of ghosts?

Because D*ckless here turned off the containment grid.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.