Where Are All the UFO Photos?

politicsdaily ^ | 8-20 | David Corn

[JoeProBono]

Okay, where are all the UFO pictures? And the UFO videos?

In recent years, the world has exploded with photographic and video equipment. There are about 5 billion cellphones in circulation throughout the world -- many, if not most, equipped with still and/or video cameras. (The number of mobile broadband subscriptions will probably top a billion globally this year.) And there are millions, if not billions, of easy-to-use video cameras in circulation, as well as billions of still-picture cameras. Essentially, billions of people are able to snap or otherwise shoot the least bit interesting thing that happens at a moment's notice.

So with all this gear in use, I'm wondering, why has no one captured clear and unambiguous evidence of UFOs from outer space? And why have none of the humans abducted by aliens flipped out their Flip video cameras and shot a minute or two of the historic moment -- and later uploaded it to YouTube?.....

[Onelifetogive]

I think they are rather obvious...What are YOU talking about?

[andy58-in-nh]

Say, that's not a bad idea. Maybe I've been looking for UFO's in all the wrong places. The only evidence I've ever found of extraterrestrials usually looks like this...

[wolfcreek]

It’s ‘cause the aliens can delete DIGITAL pics.

[andy58-in-nh]

It's all about focus.

[chippewaman]

“You just have to look very carefully to find them.”

Oh, pardon me. I thought the girl in the bikini was the alien. A very nice looking “alien” I might add.

[McGruff]

You folks are all looney.

[Maverick68]

If I weren’t so damned tired, I’d post a picture of Michael Schenker or Phil Mogg just to amuse myself....

[ScottinVA]

5 billion cellphones and high-quality digital photography with ever-increasing resolution... the exact reasons we don’t see those grainy, non-descernible pics anymore.

There are no more excuses for bad lighting and poor focus, so “UFO spotters” can no longer toss a frisbee into the air, take a blurry pic and pass it off as anything other than a fake.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

A picture of an alien spacecraft picking up a crew member. It can now be revealed. Through the Freedom of Information Act I have obtained evidence that Bigfoot pilots UFO’s!

[InterceptPoint]

So with all this gear in use, I'm wondering, why has no one captured clear and unambiguous evidence of UFOs from outer space?

You have answered your own question by the way you prefaced it. The simple answer is that the absence of those photos and videos is the proof that there are no alien invaders flying around in our skies.

[ScottinVA]

I was going to let fly with something snide about Sasquatch and Michelle Obama, but I’ll hold off. It would’ve been too easy.

[TexasCajun]

Perfect !

[Iscool]

I don’t see any UFO...

[andy58-in-nh]

Oh, pardon me. I thought the girl in the bikini was the alien. A very nice looking “alien” I might add.

I didn't check her green card, but it's certainly possible.

[The Comedian]

Hey-did-you-see-that-triangle-shaped-whatever ping to Quix...

You know, even early Federation ships were equipped with the recovered cloaking/shielding technology recovered from the captured saucers...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[a fool in paradise]

Space Vampires cannot be photographed.

[JoeProBono]

[Scythian]

Look here, once you watch this you’ll know they’re real ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up5jmbSjWkw

;)

[MtnMan101]

[andy58-in-nh]

It's all starting to fall into place now...