I assume you speak Starbuckese very well, which is your right. I believe extremism in the defense of the English language or logic is no vice, which is my right.
Absolutely not - I can’t stand Starbucks. The two times I’ve been there, if that, I’ve never had an issue with them understanding my language. I don’t live in a fantasy world - small, medium or large is all that I’ll say. Everything else is faux intellectualism.
However, if I order a multigrain bagel and they ask me if I want butter or cheese with it, I’m not going to flip out. That’s my right. :)
Have a good night!