[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

You do realize that deleting your account means that you can’t post, and we won’t be able to look up your posts on Free Republic, however, your posts will be on the internet FOREVER.

[Billthedrill]

Pray do not go, friend Piper, do not heed
The fools' rejection of thy noble screed
For posts deleted are but empty holes
The graveyard of the critics' empty souls
But if you have resolved to run and cut,
Don't let the flapper hit you on the butt.

Thro' Gore's sour farts, and Hill'ry's hideous shrieks
The site endures, the hours, the days, the weeks,
The months, the years of Clintonistic cant
Each Thomas pic, each greasy Matthews rant
Each watery Teddy drive, each Bambi putt,
Don't let the flapper hit you on the butt.

We persevere. The media harpies drool
From Rather's typos to the Maddow fool,
The simpering pablum of the ivory tower,
Pathetic dribblings of the liberals' power,
Of all these things the one we miss the most
The deepest insight of your recent post
But what must be, must be, it must be, what?
Don't let the flapper hit you on the butt.

William Drillius, 1645, just before he was drawn and quartered over a regrettable misunderstanding concerning a wayward sheep.

[GladesGuru]

“your posts will be on the internet FOREVER.”

Or, until Obama takes control of the internet. In that case we will be deleted.