[Stoat]

I remember reading an article about this once. Lightbulbs are bad because you can't get a good grip on them with forceps, but the worst was Barbie dolls. They slide in easy headfirst, but when you try to pull them out, the arms raise.

One approach for lightbulb removal from the rectum, which can also be applied to some other objects, is the use of two large spoons held together like tongs, such as tablespoons from the hospital cafeteria.  They allow the doc not only to gain a purchase on the object but also provide an opportunity to reduce compression on the bulb during extraction and hopefully prevent breakage.
Don't try it at home  ;-)

And everyone tries to use the "I slipped in the bathroom" story. 

It's amusing that a vast number of breathtakingly stupid people automatically assume that everyone else is just as stupid as they are; even people who have spent half their lives involved in intense, oftentimes punishing learning regimens.

This is frequently seen in the cases of homosexuals who get carried away with foreign object insertion as well as with Democrats when they say most anything at all.

Coincidence?  hmmmm....

[Billthedrill]

Uh...so what...uh...happens to the spoons? I mean, they don’t just send the surgical nurse back into the cafeteria to sneak them back into the little plastic buckets...do they?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Barbie? Holy sh*t!! Poor doll.