[martin_fierro]

Good.

[albie]

They’ve all gone low carb

[MNJohnnie]

In biology, there is a general rule of thumb that animals tend to become smaller in warmer climates:

Right, which is why most of the worlds largest land based animals all live in.....sub Sahara Africa.

Do these clowns even bother to think before they publish this utter BS?

[Tzimisce]

....laughs.....laughs....laughs....laughs....

There are some people who actually believe this. :(

[Jewels1091]

"In biology, there is a general rule of thumb that animals tend to become smaller in warmer climates"

Someone should tell that to the African elephant!

[hoe_cake]

The writer at Altered News has been practicing altered states.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

If it can’t be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.

LAZARUS LONG

[Snickering Hound]

No more grackles? Awww...

[GSWarrior]

[Mrs. Don-o]

And since they're unable to fly or migerate or even catch a bus, they have to stay rooted right where they are and just shrink down to nothing.

Look, I love birds, actually, but there are hundreds of thousands more killed by cats --- and tens of thousands more killed by windmills, for gaia's sake --- than those affected by (cough) global (cough) warming.

[Sunshine Sister]

If the new crop of sparrows in the neighborhood is any indicator I suspect this may be all wrong. The little beggers are as bad as rabits!

[Hardraade]

Yes, well... There’s a funny story related by Kjell Aukrust, Norwegian writer, abut his brother Odd Aukrust who grew up to be the nation’s leading statistician. Using charts, statistical method and deep historical digging he proved, without a shadow of a doubt, that at the time of the battle of Stiklestad not one of the combatants could be seen above the grass and that the only thing that could be seen was a few arrows (small ones) making it over the grasstops.

I see science is still on the same track, only reversed.

[oh8eleven]

Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming
I thought birds were descendants of dinosaurs.
If so, how could they survive millions of years of climate change, but now they go extinct in a few decades?

[JPG]

The blades of those giant crapola windmills are slicing and dicing more birds than any possible warming or cooling ever will. These ecofreaks are moving way beyond being just annoying.

[goseminoles]

Is this sattire? I know nothing about birds or science but this article is wrought with bs,

[Bernard Marx]

Thanks for a good laugh. The site is hilarious, especially the rendition of “The Homicidal Squirrel.” Beware: squirrels are developing a taste for human flesh due to global warming!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

What? I thought COLD weather caused shrinkage.

[KosmicKitty]

The trouble with projections is the assumption that a trend (i.e. birds becoming smaller) is going to continue on the same trajectory. Very often, things don’t.

[Spok]

More science sacrifices at the alter of environmentalism in the church of political correctness. Like Obama, they seem oblivious to the damage to their own credibility.

[JimSEA]

Somewhat clumsy satire but how many Eco websites will pickup? Of course, the truth is that birds will become giants that will eat us. We're doomed (or is it domed)