[TheOldLady]

Good thing you never ribbed me for being a crazy cat lady because I have a mere four cats. Not worried about your six. I have fingernails, and I know how to use them on a cat, and they love it. Even apathetic geriatric dogs enjoy tummy rubs.

[humblegunner]

Only two get to come inside the house.

The “Native Cat” voting bloc denies this benefit to the four
immigrant cats. Deserving though some of them may be, this is
the law hereabouts.

We have a somewhat different political structure here than does the rest of the country.

There is a perfectly serviceable barn for the immigrant cats.

Snakes = terrorists and are shot on sight. We “profile”.
Bad dogs = New Black Panthers and are chased off. The first couple of times.

[shibumi]

"I have fingernails, and I know how to use them on a cat, and they love it. Even apathetic geriatric dogs enjoy tummy rubs."

Your comments are causing me to have certain feelings. Tell me again about my special purpose.