[The Comedian]

60 seconds alone in a room with me.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[poobear]

“60 seconds alone in a room with me.”

I’ll hold the power tools for you.

[Moonmad27]

I can do it in 30.

[Shimmer1]

I bid 50 seconds. But I’d hurt him bad.

[cubreporter]

Dear God I wouldn’t be able to restrain myself for even 10 seconds. My mother said to never ever trust ANYONE who is mean to an animal. Boy, was she right.