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To: xsmommy; secret garden; VRWCmember; Slip18; SoothingDave; Gabz; Guenevere; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
I woke up to rain today...........I am hoping things improve. It's STILL commando FRiday....so put away the umbrellas and take your seats.....turn in your homework......I will grade papers till the rains stops so make it snappy or take your chances. ;^)
2 posted on 07/23/2010 5:12:41 AM PDT by tioga
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To: tioga

Suitably attired. I had to clean up a Brannigan in my back yard this morning, though. Seems my sweet, lovable Labs cornered a bunny who happened into the yard. Bunny parts strewn everywhere and the chocolate had blood all over his muzzle.


3 posted on 07/23/2010 5:21:14 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (I saw Ellen Page bend a Paris street into a cube and it looked as real as the moon landing.)
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To: tioga

I woke up constpated. I guess I’ll have to have the Brannigan


4 posted on 07/23/2010 5:22:33 AM PDT by Not an Obomunist
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To: tioga
After the vicious brannigan(1) in the office yesterday I think everyone will probably be out having a brannigan(2) tonight.
8 posted on 07/23/2010 5:30:54 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: tioga

From the BBC:

Members of the Ubama Administration reportedly disagree about religion. Although the President’s stated policy is to exploit all religion for cheap votes, members of his staff have gone into a full-on Brannigan over which church to exploit.

Some members favor the Church of Saint Pancake, dedicated to the memory of Ms. Rachel Corrie. Supporters argue that the church has worldwide appeal, particularly among violent, Islamic extremists aged 25 - 39. This is the administration’s favored demographic.

A new group supports the Church of Saint Bigot. It was formed for Shirley Sherrod, whose career was martyred when she made the now famous “Cracker Speech.” Adherents argue that racists are more important to the administration’s policies and that St. Bigot is a local.

Protesters carrying signs in marches through the Eisenhower Office Building are common sights these days. Strife between the two factions has caused members to threaten each other with IRS audits and class action lawsuits. A brief shoving match arose when the sides argued over whom would Bill and Bernardine Ayers support. A federal mediator determined that each side can have one Ayers.

President Ubama said he really doesn’t care which side anyone supports because he doesn’t believe in religion and only uses it to get public sympathy.

End BBC parody.


16 posted on 07/23/2010 5:56:58 AM PDT by sig226 (Bring back Jimmy Carter!!!)
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To: tioga

I did like a number of Laura's songs from the 80's -- then again, it was the 80's and I was known to go on a brannigan or two...

21 posted on 07/23/2010 6:13:50 AM PDT by mikrofon (No Self-Control then ;)
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I thought I had woken up in a parallel universe..... at 9:57 a.m. I clicked on the FR site & it still had yesterday’s posts.

Clicked again..... all is well....


30 posted on 07/23/2010 8:22:34 AM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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I thought I had woken up in a parallel universe..... at 9:57 a.m. I clicked on the FR site & it still had yesterday’s posts.

Clicked again..... all is well....


31 posted on 07/23/2010 8:22:42 AM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Biden is a babbling brannigan.

At least he's somewhat entertaining.

36 posted on 07/23/2010 8:39:49 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("There is no more money. Period. We are BROKE." - Lurker 5/21/10)
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