I’m wondering who in hell ever thought to have researched such a seemingly unconnected phenomenon, and how much they got from the Government for doing it.
I’m going to apply for a grant to study the relationship of armpit hair to liver disease. I’m only asking for $100 thou.
My physiology professor was the one who measured all the penises in the medical exams for the military in WWII. When you read about the average length, that’s where it came from.