I'm glad he's employed.
I called him and asked him to read your posts
What did wifey have to say about them?
He says that its obvious that you are stressing
Yes, perhaps. I have to deal with odd folks online, you know.
I've thought about just logging off.
Anyway, this gay guy says that you should stay
That's sweet of you.
I’ll give you points for being clever on that one.
Now if you would please knock off the ~Apple folks are gay~ garbage, I’ll leave you alone and you can return to your Blog Pimping Killer hobby... or whatever you call it.