Please Humblegunless, don’t feel bad and lash out with insults. You are among friends.
We don’t agree with your twisted sexual preference and many of us think that your behavior is gross, but we know of the gental kindness that you show everyone has value.
Yes, Humblegunless, we love you anyway. We just hope that you will someday change your mind and go back to liking girls.
Did it take you long to get used to feeling hairy legs of another man against you in bed at night? Look, you don’t have to stay gay... YOU CANGE CHANGE.
Now that I think of it, your little sister WAS pretty nice.
Did it take you long to get used to feeling hairy legs of another man against you in bed at night?
Naw. You were sweet and shaved 'em when I asked you to.
I bet they shave their legs or wear pantyhose, or both.