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To: humblegunner

Did you suffer from a traumatic head injury.... or have you always been stupid?

I own Apple products and I’m not a homo. I own Apple products because I like the products and the incredible customer service. I own Apple products because I can afford them.

It is all too often the case, that when one makes such a baseless allegation, the person making the allegation is, in reality, preoccupied with their own fantasy, dreams and curiosity about their own confused sexual identity.

Humblegunner, how long have YOU been gay? Are we the first to know? Do you believe you were born this way or did you simply decide that you liked boy parts better than girl parts?

Do you like Gladiator movies? My money says that you do.


16 posted on 07/20/2010 3:36:12 PM PDT by Gator113 (God save the Republic.....)
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To: Gator113
I own Apple products and I’m not a homo.

Cafe Press could make you a shirt that says that.

Then you could convince everyone!

17 posted on 07/20/2010 3:42:40 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Gator113
I own Apple products and I’m not a homo. I own Apple products because I like the products and the incredible customer service. I own Apple products because I can afford them

Then you might like this story. I do a little local internet paper for a politically active Republican couple down the street. He is 81 and she is 79. She was a reporter and does the writing, I do the tech and graphic stuff. Couple weeks ago they bought an HP printer. Immediately, when turning on their Windows machine, they got a prompt that a program was installing itself. It would take 15 minutes to get out of that thing. The problem was HP sent two disks--one for Windows 7 and one for XP. But HP made a mistake and put Windows 7 on both disks. They didn't know what the problem was and it took me a while to figure out (they hadn't mentioned the new printer software). Their son, who is out of state, had been watching them struggle with that and other problems. He told them to ask me what Mac to buy. I sent them a link to an Imac at Amazon. They sent it to him and five days later an Imac arrived on their doorstep. Gave them a few lessons and in a week they could do more on the Imac than they had learned in years to do on a Windows machine.

58 posted on 07/20/2010 8:32:46 PM PDT by Brugmansian
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