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'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'
OrangeNews.co.uk ^
| 5 July 2010
| staff reporter
Posted on 07/07/2010 11:19:57 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: BipolarBob
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:41:58 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Doogle
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:42:21 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Eaker; Allegra; Xenalyte; TheMom
The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey Did you ever want to write a story and that first sentence just stumped you?
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:44:00 AM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Daffynition
"His record is nine chickens in one day. The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey." Nor choke one, for that matter.
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:44:40 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:44:58 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(God Save America)
To: The Comedian
Talk about T-shirt material.
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:44:58 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: GOPJ
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:45:17 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:45:30 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
To: Constitution Day
If there is a prize for the most perfect response ever, you win it! My whole household is laughing.
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:45:46 AM PDT
by
jim35
(Tea Party former Republican)
To: Daffynition
We ain't fakin', there's whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
Yeah come on over baby, we got chicken in the barn....
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:45:58 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: evets
That video is freakin’ hilarious!
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:46:14 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(My seventh chakra is oppressed.)
To: a fool in paradise
To: jim35
Thank you!
The pitch was just hanging there...how could I not knock it out of the park? LOL
To: evets
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:48:22 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: Daffynition
Don’t let the monkey watch you having sex with your wife either.
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:48:44 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(You might be a modern LIBERAL if you read 1984 & said "YEAH! That's the world that I want!")
To: humblegunner
Did you ever want to write a story and that first sentence just stumped you?It certainly beats "It was a dark and stormy night," doesn't it?
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:50:02 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(My seventh chakra is oppressed.)
To: Constitution Day
My co-workers taped this to my office door with the caption "Slim in 5 years". I'm ahead of schedule.
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:51:47 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously!)
To: Daffynition
...see the big lug in the back?...he ain’t checking bananas
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:52:50 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN....PLEASE donate, because it's the RIGHT thing to do)
To: Daffynition
Well, there go my evening plans.
To: Daffynition
Would you like to touch my monkey?
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posted on
07/07/2010 11:56:19 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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