Isn't that the truth!!!
Do you have 9 cats?
Yes! I exaggerated a little because one lives outside, he comes in sometimes (poor thing has FIV) but is a former semi-feral. He likes it on our covered porch and I guess the heat helps him because he has no desire to be inside.
So nap-time is actually with either 8 at once, or if Sandy is inside, the others are quarantined elsewhere, and I sleep with just him :0)
We’ve had more over the years, never more than 9 at a time, but others that have passed on. 7 out of the current 9 are rescues/strays.