[Tax-chick]

Oh, was that it? I hedged, in case it meant, “Flooding in the kitchen and a baby who won’t go to sleep.”

[sionnsar]

Oh, I'm sure we could give that to you but believe me, you wouldn't want it. *\;-)

Ugh. *\:^|

[sionnsar]

a baby who won’t go to sleep

You could sing him the oldest North American Gaelic lullaby, Dean Cadalan Sàmhach (do sleep quietly), which actually comes from North Carolina!

It's beautiful, though it helps to know Gaelic. (Capercaillie does a modernized version.)