What my plan was when I created the ZOT

*psst!*
:whispers: (You forgot the FAX and the washing machine!)

681 posted on 07/09/2010 12:07:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

*deadpan look on face*
I’m not be knowing what you are talking about. -in voice of Apu from the Simpsons.

682 posted on 07/09/2010 12:25:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)

Gosh, I don’t even know where my phone is, now. I think I had it at the lawyer’s office. Maybe Frank took it. Anyway, I’m glad it arrived. Shop!

I’ve made your egg salad again. We’re going to a going-away party tonight for some friends from church/Scouts who are moving. “There will be food,” but probably not nearly as much as the boys expect, so we’ll have egg-salad sandwiches and some leftover fish before we go.

683 posted on 07/09/2010 12:25:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)

684 posted on 07/09/2010 12:26:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)

He-heh, well it isn’t “dire,” but nobody ELSE is smiling. That is, unless you count the ones with no lips.

685 posted on 07/09/2010 12:38:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Ye gods! Those ears! Forget "Zero"; Obama's "The Flying None"!)

In the beginning there was a gate, and the gate WAS good.
The stargate had been there for eons, maybe longer.
But an enterprising scientist had found it, repaired it, and used it to bring his project to a forgotten world away from prying eyes and the intrigues of the Planetary Council and Director Aegin.
Or so he thought.

And in the fullness of time, there came evil to the gate, and the gate became DARK.
Word had gotten out about Doctor Paul Lee and his genetic experiments at the remote lab.
Director Aegin ordered the research seized, and brought to him.
Doctor Lee had been genetically modifying rabbits for several years with immense success, and the rabbits viewed him with near Messianic awe.
Many referred to him as “Father” and “The Hand of the one Over Us”.

Sadness and fear spread like a fire, and panic drove the warrens into despair.
The rabbits, referred to as rabbitoids, were herded into groups like so much cattle and dragged off with their creator.
Few among the seizure force were unmoved by the cries and wailed lamentations, but Aegin only saw fur and paws.

Now to this gate came a bunny *hiss* BUNNY.. with a big wrench, and the gate was silenced for a time so that no more bunnies would be harmed.
But the voice of the one Over Us was lost to us, and all is silent.
One very smart rabbitoid had bravely entered a shuttle, docked with the gate, and damaged the controls.
The gate was rendered temporarily useless for moving hundreds of unwilling captives.
So the Planetary Council sent superluminal ships to continue where the gate had left off.

And through the void crawled the blackness, and it struck at the BUNNY, and he struck back.
Many were the casualties of the blackness, and they left the bunnies in Peace.
The rabbitoid that damaged the gate found instructions on activating hyperspace inhibitors built into the station, many vessels were lost in transit to pick up their miserable tormented cargoes.
Once the costs of continuing outweighed any possible benefit, the Planetary Council ceased their actions.
But the rabbitoids never forgot their master, and the Council never forgot the remaining free rabbitoids.
So after awhile, they sent an Inquisitor to investigate the facility.
They hoped nothing would go wrong.
Until it did.

686 posted on 07/09/2010 12:46:47 PM PDT by Darksheare (I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)

To: Tax-chick; Slip18

My baby, Mrs. Liberty, makes me egg salad sammiches.

Thanks to all for making me feel so welcome...this talk of 'splodies gives me a warm feeling inside. The feeling one gets when one finds out he's not the only silly person out there. Everybody's so damned serious since The One got elected.

687 posted on 07/09/2010 12:47:10 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)

To: Cyber Liberty

We’re glad to have you here! Explosives are always a good subject to explore.

The Undead Thread is for us all to have a good time and help each other. No excessive seriosity allowed!

688 posted on 07/09/2010 12:53:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)

To: Tax-chick; Cyber Liberty

We do however, have a Sense of Serious.

........

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

689 posted on 07/09/2010 1:13:06 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our Troops, and vote out the RINOS!)

*er*
Sorry. Wrong number.

I’ll try again tomorrow....

690 posted on 07/09/2010 1:55:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

My egg salad could be the worst fare to live on. Then again, it could be the BEST!! LOL!

Wonder of wonders: I found a German ancestress by the name of Hedwig...(fyi)

:o]

691 posted on 07/09/2010 1:59:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

To: Cyber Liberty

Unless you’ve had the Original, Genuine, Realistic Egg Salad Sammiges from the mother of ‘Face (may she rest in peace with peach pie) you ain’t tasted Egg Salad Sammidges.

Go ahead...axe me for the receipt...

692 posted on 07/09/2010 2:02:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

Everyone should have a Hedwig in the tree.

693 posted on 07/09/2010 2:18:24 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)

694 posted on 07/09/2010 2:19:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (We made a proactive decision to postpone the originally scheduled nightlife activities.)

To: Monkey Face; Slip18

OK...I’d love to see the receipt, just CC Mrs. Liberty (miss Slip18) so she can get it straight from the monkey’s face....

:^D

695 posted on 07/09/2010 3:03:21 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)

*snif*
(I’m so proud!)

696 posted on 07/09/2010 3:04:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

Wish I had her brains.

697 posted on 07/09/2010 3:04:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

The Hedwig was a “Princess Of Bavaria.”
There are so many folks to research....

698 posted on 07/09/2010 3:06:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

699 posted on 07/09/2010 3:07:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

700 posted on 07/09/2010 3:07:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)

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