For the "job"...
1 posted on
06/24/2010 10:52:38 AM PDT by
raybbr
To: raybbr
And then the reporter was accosted by police, and faced these charges, and now the story is evolving from ‘how easy it is to shoplift’ to ‘how they’re throwing the book at minority women..’
2 posted on
06/24/2010 10:54:40 AM PDT by
kingu
(Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
To: raybbr
She'll be a jello wrestler by the end of the summer.
....not that there's anything wrong with that.
3 posted on
06/24/2010 10:55:45 AM PDT by
paddles
("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
To: raybbr
4 posted on
06/24/2010 10:56:08 AM PDT by
Pete
(exponential problems require exponential solutions : 29thday.org)
To: raybbr
She wouldn’t be suffering from AAES (Afirmative Action Entitlement Syndrome) now would she?
To: raybbr
Good thing she wasn’t doing a story on ‘murder’.
6 posted on
06/24/2010 10:58:25 AM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(The Last Boy Scout)
To: raybbr
Because ‘shoplifting’ is a new and serious crime that most of the public is unaware of.
7 posted on
06/24/2010 11:00:52 AM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(The Last Boy Scout)
To: raybbr
I was just doing research, Your Honor.
8 posted on
06/24/2010 11:01:18 AM PDT by
Fundamentally Fair
(Bush: Mission Accomplished. Obama: Commission Accomplished.)
To: raybbr
“Police said Fontaine took a $40 bottle of cologne, two gold earrings worth $3.99 each and $15 necklace from the jewelry department and went into a fitting room.”
Since when does one need a private fitting room to try on cologne and jewelry?
Since when does the fitting room attendant even allow one to take a ‘consumable’ like cologne into the fitting room?
The places I have gone, they only let you take in clothes.
9 posted on
06/24/2010 11:03:03 AM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(The Last Boy Scout)
To: raybbr
She needed some new ear rings, that would catch people’s attention, stop staring at her big chompers.
To: raybbr
Found this on
another site:
"According to Desiree he's [husband] the only man she knows who is patient enough and brave enough to deal with her quirky ways!"
Ah ha, the "quirky ways" defense.
14 posted on
06/24/2010 11:14:22 AM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: raybbr
If you really are doing a story like that, maybe you should contact the police and perhaps the store's district manager beforehand so that if you are caught they'll not press charges.
The follow up story on being arrested, fingerprinted and stuck in a cell with the city's more interesting people should win her a Pulitzer.
18 posted on
06/24/2010 11:24:02 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
To: raybbr
my preliminary take is
“not guilty”
To: raybbr
Well, well. Like another cub-reporter from Connecticut who fell into a pot of jam. Maybe when she's all worn out Oprah will replace her with Ms. Fontaine.
23 posted on
06/24/2010 11:52:37 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(There is no other cheese.)
To: raybbr
she was just testing security you know.
26 posted on
06/24/2010 12:56:34 PM PDT by
Ancient Drive
(DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
To: raybbr
yeah...and I drink beer and eat popcorn for medical research....
27 posted on
06/24/2010 5:51:50 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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