“Explain, cornholer.”
I believe cornholer means anal sex.
Are you saying that about Nebraska?
If so, is there any doubt why Nebraskans don’t like you people.
A Short Play
By NE Voter
[Texas sits at its desk in shock after the announcement that Nebraska has annihilated the Big XII by joining the Big X. Hands trembling, Texas picks up the telephone and dials Nebraska.]
[Nebraska’s telephone rings.]
Nebraska: Hello?
Texas: Hey there, ol’ buddy, Texas heah. Now ah unnerstan the financial and ackdemick reasons fo ya’lls move, but ah jus’ have one question for ya’ll.
Nebraska: Shoot.
Texas: Ah jus’ wanna know how long it took ya’ll to make the decision.
Nebraska: One second. Check the replay.
The End