LOL
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:
*Tourist:
$5.00
*Broiled Missionary:
$10.00
*Fried Explorer:
$15.00
*Baked Democrat:
$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning.”