[dfwgator]

Or his what is a sport and what isn’t a sport:

“Soccer. Soccer is not a sport because you can’t use your arms. Anything where you can’t use your arms can’t be a sport. Tap dancing isn’t a sport. I rest my case.”

[antiRepublicrat]

Or his what is a sport and what isn’t a sport:

Gotta love Carlin. OTOH, arms are used quite a bit in soccer not even counting the goalie and throw-ins. You just can't use your arms on the ball.