[KC Burke]

I bet it goes like this:

Hubbybonn from downstairs yelling upstairs: "Are you up there on Free Republic again?"

mombonn Freeping on the keyboard: "No honey, I am just spending money on e-bay and ordering new clothes on line at Talbots..." Hurriedly opening other sites in other tabs.

Hubbybonn from downstairs: "Don't make me come up there, Dear!

[mombonn]

LOL, LOL! I love “hubbybonn”!