[jonascord]

How about the Feds demand a full catcher's outfit before any fan is admitted to the park? They can drink non-alcoholic beer thru special soft straws, have a hotdog-in-a-cup, and we can strap them into their seats so they don't wander around and fall on all that concrete...

That little girl is going to tell anyone who will listen, for the rest of her life, how she got beaned by a Major League line drive. And the story is only going to get better with the telling. In fifty years, there she was, 7th game of the World Series, bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, a full count, when...

[cripplecreek]

I used to take a ball glove with me when I went to Tiger stadium as a kid.

[wolfcreek]

Well, since I consider baseball to be one of the most boring games to watch, I guess a little fan blood from time to time can’t hurt.

Hell, let’s start out by making the bats AND balls out of metal to get the desired effect. <);~p