Maybe they will find that famous gay gladiator, Gluteus Maximus
What’s so... funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
CENTURION: Well, it’s a joke name, sir.
PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
GUARD #4: chuckling
PILATE: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behavior like that.
BRIAN: Can I go now, sir?
slap
Aaah! Eh.
PILATE: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
GUARD #4: chuckling
PILATE: Wight! Take him away!
CENTURION: Oh, sir, he— he only—
PILATE: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
CENTURION: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
GUARD #4: Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo...
PILATE: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
GUARD #1: chuckling
PILATE: ...Dickus?
GUARD #1: chuckling
PILATE: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... ‘Biggus’...
GUARD #3: chuckle
PILATE: ...’Dickus’?
GUARD #1 and GUARD #2: chuckling
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called... ‘Incontinentia’. ‘Incontinentia Buttocks’.
GUARDS: laughing
PILATE: Stop! What is all this?
GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha...
PILATE: I’ve had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behavior. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You’re not— Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
Nah they found Naughtius Maximus and his buddy Biggus Dickus