[dfwgator]

So what will they do when they go to the doctor to get their Blood Pressure checked?

[stboz]

Idiots. Image is everything......intelligence doesn’t rate spit.

[NautiNurse]

The Onion couldn’t have written better satire.

[Doohickey]

What will these morons be calling the bullpen?

[kenth]

This can’t be real. It’s insane.

[wny]

the Morons of Summer...

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Maybe they should change their team name from the “Brevard County Manatees” to the “Brevard County Persontees”.

[Doc Savage]

They will also wear dresses instead of uniforms, each player will shove a Tampax up his ass, all players will use lip gloss on deck.

[NautiNurse]

Thought you and Zelig would appreciate this story. LOL!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

at 19 - 34 and 13 games out of first place, you better do something different than “hitting rehersal.” Maybe if they tried to “hitting lessons” instead, it might help.

[353FMG]

That’ll plug the hole for sure. And don’t forget to wear a black plastic wristband — that’ll clean up the Gulf by itself.

[Chipper]

They should change the name of the game they play to basegonad then.
Bullpen promotes animal cruelty and should be renamed free-range bull habitat.
The bat should be renamed to old growth forest murder product.

[TruJess]

LOL, hitting rehearsal. Stupid.

[NonValueAdded]

Brevard County, Florida ping.

A very strange move in a fairly conservative county.

Let me know if you want on or off this ping list.
(not associated with the county government)

[Oceander]

Reminds me of the idiocy when the congressional cafeteria renamed their french fries to freedom fries.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Oh for God’s sake. Are these the same people boycotting BP retail gas staions?

[Liberty Valance]

L(.)L!

[MortMan]

In my experience, HR isn’t much better than BP... ;-P