A parrot goes into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive 30-year-old single-malt Scotch and downs them one after the other.
The barkeep says, “You look like you’re in a hurry.” “You would be too if you had what I have,” said the parrot .
“What have you got?”
“Fifty cents.”
A parrot, a hedgehog, and a Klingon walk into a bar...