When the drowning straw-man gambit fails try to convince everyone else that you know more about straw-men than the guy who didn't fall for it. Red herring.
We've got the nautical theme going still at least. You're at least as smart as Spongebob. LOL
Glad you were finally able to figure out the Stanford Binet reference apparently by going to a search engine as suggested. I do have to concede the standard bidet play on words does indicate an above average intelligence. So how come you don’t think like me?