[DManA]

Emperor: This is great. We’re gonna make 2 million clay statues of warriors.

Prime Minister: Heaven praise our god like leader but why sire?

Emperor: Don’t worry, when we’re done we’ll bury them.

[DManA]

Think how much better a world we would have if the ancients had discovered the power of medicinal lithium.

[Lockbar]

LOL. Thats probably the way it went down. “And take my Dowager Empress, Please!”