[MozarkDawg]

I’m with these people — testing every dog?? What, no one has eyes, a camera?? It’s an *invisible* dog what’s doing the deed??

[boop]

"Dog owners would also be charged $10 per month to pay for collection of the poop by the building's staff."

Grammatically this says that they will be collecting poop of the building's staff, too.

[JoeProBono]

Man kills neighbor over dog urinating on lawn
May 14, 3:35 PMDogs ExaminerStephanie Modkins

Is it a sign of the times or are people just crazier? Pointless murders are on the rise. What is the latest one? An Illinois man kills neighbor over dog urinating on his front lawn.
According to an ABC News report, former Marine Charles Clements allegedly shot Joshua Funches in the abdomen after he let his fox terrier urinate on his front yard. 69-year-old Clements was known for his immaculate yard and even won a few beautification contests. Neighbors described him as “obsessed” with his lawn, but no one expected him to commit murder over it.
23-year-old Funches was found on the ground in a vacant parking lot by police. Clements was picked up shortly afterward. Currently, he is being held on a $3 million bond. The shooting occurred on Mother’s Day turning a celebratory day for both families into a nightmare.