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05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Post-Neolithic
“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!” - Breaker Morant
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:13:18 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Post-Neolithic
"I never drink water. Fish f**k in it"
-WC Fields.
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:13:18 PM PDT
by
Psycho_Bunny
(The Quran and Mein Kampf: if you've read one you've read them both.)
To: Post-Neolithic
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
-PJ
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:13:22 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
To: Taylor
Judge: Well...I’m no slouch myself.
Chevy Chase: Don’t sell yourself short your honor, you are a tremendous slouch.
Caddy Shack
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:13:31 PM PDT
by
willyd
(Tree planting is a zero sum game unless you find the seed on the sidewalk ;-))
To: willyd
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:14:08 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Post-Neolithic
You can’t handle the truth!
-Jack
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forest
I coulda been a contender.
-Brando
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:14:36 PM PDT
by
JerseyDvl
(The Obama Doctrine in 6 words - Embolden Enemies, Abandon Allies, WEAKEN AMERICA.)
To: mnehring
If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
Churchill
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:15:10 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
To: Post-Neolithic
Two from Network:
“I’m as mad as Hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore.”
“You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale.”
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:15:28 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Pharmboy
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:15:30 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: mnehring
It is, for sure, hard not to love that Brit...
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:17:19 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
To: Post-Neolithic
One of my very favorite lines -
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... and death. It shall be life.
The Outlaw JoseWales
Some of my favorite movie lines
Cheers,
knewshound
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:17:56 PM PDT
by
knews_hound
(Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd. E. Clampus Vitus)
To: Osage Orange
I believe Bob Beckel said this to Hannity just after the blue dress was tested for DNA: “Just because there was semen on the dress doesn’t mean there was sex.”
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:18:06 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Every time a liberal whines, an angel gets his wings.)
To: Ferndina; Post-Neolithic
“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’.” — Outlaw Jose Wales
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:18:20 PM PDT
by
BufordP
(Once a Marine - always a Marine ... Until Jack Murtha.)
To: Post-Neolithic
Cheesy One-liners:
You complete me.
You had me at hello.
-Jerry McGuire
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
-Swayze(rip)
I’m the king of the world!
-Leo
You can be my wing man anytime.
-Tom Cruise...again
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:18:35 PM PDT
by
JerseyDvl
(The Obama Doctrine in 6 words - Embolden Enemies, Abandon Allies, WEAKEN AMERICA.)
To: vwbug
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:18:43 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: Post-Neolithic
"A møøse once bit my sister" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:19:49 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
“Who cut the cheese?” American Graffiti
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:20:17 PM PDT
by
donaldo
To: Jemian
Along those same lines,
"You lie!".
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:20:38 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(At what point will average Democrats say their leaders have gone too far? Is there any limit?)
To: MayflowerMadam
You gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk!
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:20:44 PM PDT
by
whence911
(Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
To: Huskrrrr
“You F’d Up, you trusted us.”
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.”
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posted on
05/14/2010 5:20:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
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