Most memorable one liners.

05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic

[dfwgator]

“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!” - Breaker Morant

[Psycho_Bunny]

"I never drink water. Fish f**k in it"

-WC Fields.

[Political Junkie Too]

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

-PJ

[willyd]

Judge: Well...I’m no slouch myself.

Chevy Chase: Don’t sell yourself short your honor, you are a tremendous slouch.

Caddy Shack

[dfwgator]

“It’s in the hole!”

[JerseyDvl]

You can’t handle the truth!
-Jack

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forest

I coulda been a contender.
-Brando

[Pharmboy]

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

Churchill

[dfwgator]

Two from Network:

“I’m as mad as Hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore.”

“You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale.”

[mnehring]

One of my favorites.

[Pharmboy]

It is, for sure, hard not to love that Brit...

[knews_hound]

One of my very favorite lines -

Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... and death. It shall be life.

 The Outlaw JoseWales

Some of my favorite movie lines

Cheers,

knewshound

[MayflowerMadam]

I believe Bob Beckel said this to Hannity just after the blue dress was tested for DNA: “Just because there was semen on the dress doesn’t mean there was sex.”

[BufordP]

“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’.” — Outlaw Jose Wales

[JerseyDvl]

Cheesy One-liners:

You complete me.

You had me at hello.
-Jerry McGuire

Nobody puts baby in the corner.
-Swayze(rip)

I’m the king of the world!
-Leo

You can be my wing man anytime.
-Tom Cruise...again

[Huskrrrr]

[JoeProBono]

"A møøse once bit my sister" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[donaldo]

“Who cut the cheese?” American Graffiti

[Defiant]

Along those same lines,

"You lie!".

[whence911]

You gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk!

[dfwgator]

“You F’d Up, you trusted us.”
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.”