Hahaha, I love it. But we need some instructions for southerners moving north.
DON’T!
Northern, Sourtherners...ha...the only place worth living is in the great basin...and I can say that truly since I have been to all 50 states, worked in most of them for extended periods...and been to 32 countries besides. I can be in breathtaking wildflower covered deserts in minutes, or running the chainsaws cutting both dissiduous and coniferous trees out of roads still covered in 2 feet of snow in even less minutes. Dry lakes, forests, 10 kilofoot mountains, 2000 foot deep canyons, cliffs, hotsprings, the harshest terrains, and the most welcoming, as well. Rugged coastlines nearby, and I can spend a mere 3 hours driving for no other reason than to piss on the sidewalks of Berkely (which I have done many times). Who cares about north and south...In the immortal words of Jim Morrison...”The West Is The Best”
Once in a blue moon; you will run into a very unhappy person from the south in New England. In nearly every single instance; the reason is the same...other family member dragged them up there...